Big Talk

Three boys were bragging about their fathers. One said, "My dad's so fast he can shoot an arrow and get to the target before the arrow does."
"That's nothing." the second boys replied. "My dad's so fast he can shoot a deer at 500 yards and get to the deer before it falls."
"Big deal." the third said. "My dad works for the government and gets off work at 4.30, but he's so fast he get home by 3.45."