Tuesday, November 23, 2010

Good News

Alvarez was hurt in motorcycle accident. His bike was totally demolished and the Mexican wound up in the hospital. He  lay completely  bandaged up, in bed listening to the doctor.
"I've got good news and bad news." said the MD.
"Give me the bad news first." said Alvares.
"I'm afraid," said the MD."I had to amputate both your feet."
"Oh, God," sobbed the Mexican." What's good news?"
"The fellow in the next bed wants to buy your boots!" said the doctor.

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