Wednesday, November 17, 2010

It Bounced

A fellow accidentally swallowed a pin-pong ball and  was rushed to surgery. He insisted on a local anesthetic so he could watch the operation. Soon he began to get upset at the number of incisions the surgeon was making, seemingly at random.
'Why are you cutting in so many different places?' the patient asked.
Replied the surgeon, 'That's the way the ball bounces!'

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