A customs officer was examining the luggage of returning holiday-maker at Heathrow. He opened the suitcase of an attractive lady and inside he discovered seven pair of new silk panties bearing a Paris label.
'Why seven pairs?' he asked her.
'One for each of the week' she said. 'Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday,...'
'All right' said the custom officer, and returned his attention to a battered old suitcase belonging to a very stout middle-aged woman. Inside he found twelve pairs of outsize bloomers. Before he could ask the obvious, the woman said,
'January, February,April...'
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