Saturday, November 27, 2010

Sorry,Wrong number

Mrs.Brown dialed her daughter's number and sang out.
"Hello, darling.How are you?"
"Terrible, Mom. My back is killing me, the children are acting up, the house is a mess-- and I'm expecting six guests for dinner."
"Don't worry, darling. I'm coming right over.I'll feed the kids, clean up your place, and cook a dinner your guest will never forget."
"You're an angle!...How's dad?
"Dad?....Sweetheart. you know daddy died nine years ago."
Pause. "What number are you calling?"
"Alton 6-4491."
Oh!, no I dialed the wrong number.
"Hold on! Please!" the voice wailed.

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