Wednesday, November 10, 2010

Your own Fur Tail?

Customs officials are like doctors--they see people's most personal belongings, and they have to be prepared for anything. One woman at Kenedy Airport insists she had bought  nothing aboard.
'Are you quite sure that you have nothing to declare?'
the customer agent asked her.
'Absolutely sure,' she said firmly.
'Am I to understand, then, 'smiled the agent, ' that the fur tail hanging from under your dress is your own?'

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