Mark, seated at the same table in a cafeteria with Jim, noticed that the poor man had nothing but gums to chew with. Mark pulled some false teeth out of his pocket and offered them to had dinner companion. They were too loose.
Mark volunteered another set of dentures. This time they were too tight. The next set, however, fit perfectly.
"Thanks a lot." said Jim. "It' a real pleasure to sit at the same table with such a perfect dentist."
"I ain't no dentist!" said Mark. "I'm an undertaker!"
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