Saturday, December 11, 2010

Top Pedlar

A pedlar knocked at the door of a housewife.
"I sell all kinds of things for the house.Do you want to buy something?"
"No,I don't want anything." said the housewife firmly.
"Maybe a pan or a pot?"
"No,I don't want anything.Now get going. I don't want anything."
"Maybe a clothes brush?"
"No,I don't want anything!"
"Maybe a vacuum cleaner?"
"I don't want anything,Get going!"
"Maybe a tablecloth? Some hai-rpins? I've got all kind of thing."
"Now, listen to me.If you don't get going I'll whistle for a policeman."
"Do you want to buy a whistle?"

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