Son : I can’t sleep without my teddy bear!
Mommy! : Joe…go get him his teddy bear!
Dad : Why me? All a time, me! Here I am in a nice comfortable chair, watching my favorite show, and have to get up and schlep a teddy bear! Why does he have to be so darn insecure? When he grows up, will he still be sleeping whit his teddy bear?
Mommy: You make the biggest fuss over the little things!
(Because Teddy Bear is bigger than him!!!)
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