Husband : I tried calling you all afternoon but the phone was busy! I’ll bet it was your son the bum abusing it, as usual.
Wife : Well, just for your information, he was indeed using it, but he was busy choosing colleges!
Husband: You gotta be kidding, I don’t believe it!
Wife : It’s true, overheard him talking! He was choosing Yale over Harvard, Standford over Southern Cal, North Carolina over Duk……..
Husband: It figures! He’s decided to be a Gambling major! What you heard was your son placing bets on Saturday ‘s basketball games!
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