Policeman

Policeman : Okay…Let’s me see your license.

Gorge       : Officer! I’ll have you know that I’m the son of the chief of police.

Policeman : Really? No kidding? Hey, I am impressed. I’m so glad you told me.  Here, your ticket for
                  speed  driving.

Gorge       :  Hey! If I am the son of the chief of police, why are you giving the ticket?

Policeman :  So your old man will know that I am doing my job.