Friday, June 24, 2011

Vintage Wines

Customer: …And we’d like a nice bottle of Bordeaux. Can you suggest a good year?

Waiter : 1978 was a marvelous ..absolutely stupendous year.

Customer : Really? I’ve heard that 1978 was not that good.

Waiter : Are you kidding?...That’s was the year I got my divorce.

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